Trouble Usually Finds Me

Oct 20

jackofflantern:

thisrandomfellow:

jackofflantern:

remember when we were little and we played with squirt guns and silly string and stuff and now we want to spray each other with our bodily fluids

In war they spray bullets. In politics they spray words.

okay but this post is about semen

(via everylittlepart)


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via musainchetta)


Oct 19

batman-mudafuka:

Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

(via thefaultinmyawkwardness)


hurraymonster:

jolanjoe:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."

I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 

Huh.

never underestimate this man

I LOVE HIM

(via musainchetta)


Oct 18

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via swimminginthesequins)


cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

image

(via madhatterhaz)


stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

(via everylittlepart)


hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

(via everylittlepart)


snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal



(via madhatterhaz)



Oct 17
“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

(via swimminginthesequins)



juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

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